If you asked anybody who knew me ten years ago if they thought I would become an ordained minister, I am almost certain that everybody would have answered similarly- if that day ever comes, the end of the world as we know it is sure to follow!
Well, surely this can not be good news:
Despite not having the slightest idea of how to perform a marriage, I can legally marry you in most states. But, that's okay. I am sure I will not be performing any marriage ceremonies. A marriage that is made official under the power invested through Stephanie probably will have as much pick-me-up as a Dunkin Donuts light and sweet iced coffee that has been sitting in a hearse all day.
Ladies and Gents, find your nearest bomb shelter. I am certain that end of the world is near.
