Let's try an exercise. I'll say a word, and you say the first thing that comes to your mind. READY?
Sexy
If the first thing you thought of was 'pregnant,' it's gotta be because you saw the title of this post, and already knew where that exercise was headed.
That’s right- I’m joining team
Jessica! Despite what you may think, pregnancy is
not sexy!
Let me just make clear that I’m not referring to the whole experience of pregnancy itself. Of course the whole concept of creating a life, feeling it grow inside of you, sharing a special bond etc. is beautiful.
It’s what makes the world go round. What I am referring to is the swelling hands and feet, stretch marks, aches and pains, waddle, and all the other lovely physical changes that a woman goes through when she becomes pregnant. Not sexy.
Perhaps it’s best explained by Dwight in the beginning of this clip from “The Office”:
This is a very naturalistic viewpoint, but I happen to agree. Biologically, us
‘preggers’ aren’t even supposed to be sexy. The whole fact that you’re already pregnant means that you can’t get pregnant
again right now anyways.
Biologically speaking, that is the whole purpose of having sex to begin with-
Reproduction.
With that said we
are humans- and one of only two species (the other being dolphins) who have designated another purpose for sex:
pleasure. I have to give that fact the attention it deserves. But basically, what we have done is reassign the term 's
exiness' to mean something other than
having certain qualities that attract the opposite sex for the purposes or reproduction. Instead, sexiness is something that we would define as being
visually pleasing to the opposite sex not necessarily for the goal of reproducing, but for something else.
Then for what? Attention? Ego-boosting? Pleasure?
Whatever. What I’m trying to say is simple:
I don’t feel sexy.
I weigh a ton.
My shirts are riding too high and my pants won’t button.
The maternity pants I do have won’t stay up.
The pants that fit the best are my old pants
(with a maternity belt over the undone buttons and zippers,)
and if I am not careful I’m flashing everybody.
Last night when I rolled over from my right to left side...
my hips made a huge popping sound
that made me want to vomit!
My hands are swollen.
My waist is disappearing (along with other body parts).
My swagger is whack.
And I feel like I'm always smelly... Pregnant Smelly...
Kudos to those chicas in the world who
do feel sexy during pregnancy. You have unhuman, supernatural powers.
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Are you/have you been pregnant? How did you feel sexy?